bigeisamazing:

Girl: Bae come over

Me: nah im watching the game

Girl: I’m off my period

Me:

how my mom tell me im a slob when her bathroom counter look like this?

i got bored of studying

he hates taking pictures

he hates taking pictures

Daaaaaamn papí te ves BIEN
Anonymous

aw thanks. heres a picture of me trying to take a piss w/ a boner

image

Are you black

left: 2011

right: 2014 (today)

daddy dom has awoken 

how girls take selfies in the bathroom

how girls take selfies in the bathroom

*smooches to my haters*

*smooches to my haters*

mettaworldpeacee - fuck this ugly ass bitch -->
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vernondaviscrying:

mettaworldpeacee:

fuck igohardinovertime

please play this at my funeral

do you do your eyebrows
Anonymous